Unbelievable Bavarian Gem: Hahn-Kierngasshausl in Schonau am Königssee!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because you're about to get the real lowdown on the Hahn-Kierngasshausl in Schönau am Königssee. Forget those pristine, perfectly-crafted travel blogs – I'm handing you the messy, glorious truth, warts and all. And trust me, this Bavarian gem… well, it’s a gem. But like, a gem that might have a few sparkly imperfections that add to its charm.
First Impressions & Accessibility: A Bavarian Embrace (Mostly!)
Okay, getting there. This place is nestled right in the heart of the Berchtesgadener Land, picture postcard perfect. Reaching it is mostly smooth sailing. Coming from Munich, it was a train ride, then a bus… and then the driver dropped us off on a slight hill on the wrong side and up a steep cobblestone street. Not a great start for my aching back. Accessibility? They claim to have facilities for disabled guests, but I'd call it… limited. The main entrance is a bit of a climb. Inside, there's an elevator, which is a lifesaver. But that cobbled street… that was a doozy. So, if you're wheelchair-bound, call ahead. Get the details. Seriously! Don't just trust the website blurb.
The Room: Cosy, Quirky, With a View (Eventually!)
Our room (non-smoking, thankfully!) was classic alpine, and wow the amenities list is legit. We had everything! Mini bar, which I promptly raided (hello, local beer!), a super comfy bed, and a balcony with a view. Speaking of which, the view… well, it wasn't immediately front and center. We were on the side of the hotel. The staff were awesome and switched our room and made the whole view situation perfect. It was like a scene from a fairytale. We felt like we were in a snowglobe! The rooms are so cozy, the kind of place you want to burrow into with a book and forget the world exists. And the bathroom? The shower had amazing water pressure (important!), and you actually got proper toiletries. Score! Okay, maybe the décor was a little… rustic, but honestly, it just added to the charm.
Food Glorious Food! (And a Little Bit of Schnitzel Overload)
Let's talk food! This is where the Hahn-Kierngasshausl truly shines, but also has its slight foibles. They have a proper restaurant (think traditional Bavarian fare), an a la carte menu, and a breakfast buffet that I’m still dreaming about. The breakfast alone is worth the trip. We went hard on the buffet. They had everything – the best of international cuisine… and the best of Bavarian breakfast! Pancakes, sausages, fruits, cheeses… basically, everything you could possibly crave! And the coffee? Glorious.
Lunch and Dinner were great, but it did start to feel like everything was schnitzel, even in the vegetarian restaurant. But they had a great salad selection! You have to try at least one schnitzel though; it’s obligatory!
Relaxation Station: Sauna, Swimming, and… Bliss (Mostly)
Oh, the spa! This is where the Hahn-Kierngasshausl makes you feel like royalty. They've got a sauna, a steamroom, and a swimming pool with a view of the mountains. So gorgeous! I spent at least an hour in the sauna just melting away all the stress of modern life. The pool was heated, which was perfect, and the views from the windows. You can even book massages and body scrubs. I didn’t, because I’m cheap, but I saw others getting them and they seemed very relaxed.
Safety, Cleanliness, and the COVID Factor
In these crazy times, safety is huge. And the Hahn-Kierngasshausl gets it. There were hand sanitizers everywhere, staff wore masks (which sometimes slipped down, because, humans!), and the cleaning was impeccable. Rooms are disinfected between stays. They also have dining setups to follow distancing guidelines, and all the staff were trained on safety protocols. I never once felt unsafe. They really took it seriously, which was such a huge relief to my Covid-anxiety-ridden self.
Things to Do & Getting Around: Beyond the Hotel Walls
Here's the thing: Schönau am Königssee is breathtaking. Getting around is simple: free car parking is right there, but you have taxi services, and the bus stops are also near by. Honestly, you could easily spend a week just exploring the area. The Königssee itself is a must-do (boat trips, anyone?!), and the views are just… wow. The hotel can organise trips.
The Staff: Super Bavarian Charm
The staff were truly something special: friendly, helpful, and always with a smile. They went above and beyond to make our stay memorable. Honestly, they really are the best asset the hotel has. Super helpful! They totally made the experience.
The Imperfections: Every Rose Has Its Thorns (and Slightly Wonky Cobblestones)
Okay, let’s be real. This place isn’t perfect. The Wi-Fi was a little patchy in the rooms (fine in the public areas). The cobblestone street leading up to it is a total assault on your ankles. And sometimes, the service could be a little slow during peak times. But, honestly, I'm nitpicking.
The Verdict: Book it! (Seriously!)
This place rocks. The Hahn-Kierngasshausl is a true Bavarian gem. Yes, it has it's minor imperfections, but it's the imperfections that give it charm and character. It's a place where you can relax, recharge, and soak up the beauty of the Bavarian Alps.
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Escape to Paradise: Luxurious Durbuy Chalet Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't some perfectly curated Instagram feed. This is HAHN-KIERN-WHAT-NOW, and we're about to get lost in it. And maybe a little drunk. Mostly on the views, hopefully.
Subject: Operation Königsee Chaos: A Trip Diary (Because "Itinerary" feels WAY too organized)
Trip Start Date: Today-ish. Let's just say, when the jetlag wears off.
Location: Schönau am Königssee, Germany. Or, as I'm starting to call it, "Land of Fairytale Everything." But, trust me, there's always a snag in a fairytale.
Day 1: Arrival, Airport Anguish, and the Quest for a Pretzel (and Sanity)
- Morning (or what felt like it, after a red-eye): Arrived in Munich. Everything was bright, clean, and… German. Which means meticulously organized, and I'm, well, not. The baggage carousel looked like a conveyor belt of doom, and my bag, naturally, took a scenic detour to… somewhere. Probably Iceland. (Don't ask. It's a long story involving budget airlines and questionable luggage tags).
- Afternoon (or what felt like 3 days later): Finally, finally, got to Hahn-Kierngasshausl. It's a charming guesthouse, all wooden balconies and flower boxes. The lady who runs the place, bless her heart, is the sweetest, even though she probably thought I was a complete mess after my luggage-related meltdown. The room? Cozy. But also… did I mention I am a complete mess after my luggage-related meltdown?
- Late Afternoon: The mission: pretzels. I'd heard rumors of fresh, warm, salty wonders. Found the town square, which was like a postcard came to life. Except, everywhere I went, I could. Not. Find. A. Pretzel. I'm serious. I walked in endless circles, dodging tourists with those massive selfie sticks, muttering under my breath. Finally, I stumbled upon a cafe, and lo and behold, there was a beautiful, perfect pretzel. I ordered it. I devoured it. I may have wept a little. It was pure, salty, carb-y bliss.
- Evening: Attempted a "relaxed" stroll around the lake. The Königssee. Holy moly. The water is so emerald green it looks fake. Like, the kind of fake you'd expect in a bad film. And the mountains? Towering. Majestic. Making me feel… incredibly small and slightly pathetic. Also, my shoes were rubbing. And I forgot my snacks. (Lesson learned: Always bring snacks).
Day 2: The Boat Ride, the Church, and a Very Intense Apfelstrudel Encounter
- Morning: The boat trip on the Königssee. Okay, this is what postcards are made of. Even the boat itself looked like something out of a children’s book. A boat that goes only with solar power! The water was absolutely still and just reflecting the mountains. The boatman, with his Bavarian hat and booming voice, was just pure entertainment. He sang a little song in a cavern and the echoes were just magical.
- Mid-morning: St. Bartholomä Church. A gorgeous little church. I was blown away by the red onion domes and the view. The church felt peaceful (even with the constant stream of other tourists). I lit a candle, mostly because I needed a moment to just… breathe.
- **Lunch (or, in my case, what became the **Great Apfelstrudel of '24): I'd heard rumors of a cafe at St. Bartholomä with the *best* Apfelstrudel. I'm a sucker for a good dessert, and this was my next quest. I found it, and it was. Well, I sat at the table and waited for my Apfelstrudel. And waited. And waited. The sun began to shift. The tourists began to shift. The waiter, bless his heart, just kept smiling and telling me "Geduld!" (Patience!). After 40 minutes, my Apfelstrudel arrived. And it was… not just good. It was a revelation. Warm, flaky pastry, sweet apples, a hint of cinnamon… I swear, I closed my eyes and experienced a religious experience. I ate it slowly, savoring every bite. The cafe owner, a woman with a kind face and a twinkling eye, came over and told me I had "found paradise in a pastry". It felt like someone understood me. That Apfelstrudel experience? Seriously life-changing. I now have a new life goal: Perfect Apfelstrudel hunting.
- Afternoon: Went for a hike! I thought. But, I was also suffering from a sugar high. The signs had been a disaster. I felt a little lost and ended up hiking much too far. I was so, so glad when I returned to the lake.
Day 3: The Eagle's Nest, and the Realization that Altitude and Anxiety Don't Mix.
- Morning: Trip to the Kehlsteinhaus (Eagle's Nest). Okay, so I have a problem with heights. And this… this was a lot of height. The drive up the mountain? Hair-raising. The elevator? A metal box that propelled me straight to the top of the world? Also hair-raising. The views were… stunning. Absolutely breathtaking. But also, I was pretty sure I was going to throw up. Or pass out. Or both. I spent most of the visit clutching the railing, trying not to look down. It was a battle of "Wow, this is incredible!" versus "I'm going to die." The history was intense, and the setting was just… unbelievable.
- Afternoon: Back in Schönau. Needed a distraction from my near-death experience at the Eagle's Nest. Wandered around the town, bought way too many souvenirs that I’ll probably regret later. This time I made sure to find a local bakery.
- Evening: Dinner at a traditional restaurant. Tried the local beer. And some more sausage. (I'm developing a serious sausage habit). Finally, I was starting to relax. I'm still not sure I ever want to see the Eagle’s Nest again. I might. But I'll need to come prepared with a bag (just in case).
Day 4: Packing, Pretzel Withdrawal, and Departure (Almost)
- Morning: Packing is the worst. Especially when you haven't done laundry and your suitcase is teetering on the edge of explosion. Spent an hour trying to figure out how to fit everything.
- Late Morning: Last stroll around the lake. Soaking it all in. The tranquility. The beauty. The knowledge that I had to leave soon.
- Lunch: The last pretzel before departure. So, the best.
- Afternoon: Attempting to catch a train. More chaos. The end. (Or, rather, the beginning of the end. The journey home will probably be more of an adventure).
Overall Impressions:
Germany, you're a quirky, beautiful, slightly overwhelming, and utterly charming place. I love it, and I hate it, and I’m already planning my return. The Apfelstrudel? Worth the trip alone.
Lessons Learned:
- Pack snacks. Always.
- Learn a few basic German phrases. "Wo ist die Toilette?" is surprisingly important.
- Don't be afraid to get lost. That's where the best discoveries happen.
- Embrace the mess. Life (and travel) is messy. And that's okay.
- And, most importantly, plan another trip because I will need to return to hunt more Apfelstrudel.
Next Stop: (Whenever I can get myself on a plane again, after my near-death experience) … somewhere. Probably in need of a serious vacation.
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Hahn-Kierngasshausl: Your Guide to Bavarian Bliss (or Maybe Just a Mild Headache)
So, what *is* this Hahn-Kierngasshausl thing, anyway? Is it just another cheesy tourist trap?
Alright, alright, deep breath. Hahn-Kierngasshausl. Think...rustic. Think...Bavarian. Think...possibly smelling faintly of Schnapps and regret (just kidding! mostly). It's basically a traditional guesthouse in Schönau am Königssee, right on the edge of the lake. Honestly, it STRADDLES the line between charming and slightly ramshackle. It's NOT a chain hotel, thank god. Think less "sterile perfection" and more "lived-in character," which can mean anything from "cozy" to "huh... is that a dead moth in the chandelier?" But seriously though, if you want authentic, you've come to the right place. And no, it's *not* your average tourist trap, thankfully. More like a slightly rumpled invitation to Bavarian-ness.
Okay, sounds…interesting. What's the food like? Because if it's just sausages and sauerkraut, I'm out.
Sausages and sauerkraut? Honey, you're in Bavaria! *You will* encounter sausages and sauerkraut. But! The Hahn-Kierngasshausl does it RIGHT. Their food…it's home-style. Hearty. Filling. Don't expect nouvelle cuisine. Expect... delicious, stick-to-your-ribs goodness. The *Schweinshaxe* (pork knuckle) is legendary. Be warned: it's a commitment. I remember one time I got one, and I was so full I swear I thought I'd turn into a blimp and float away. The dumplings are fluffy, the gravy is...well, it's gravy, and usually pretty amazing. And yes, there is likely sauerkraut involved. Embrace it. You'll be glad you did. Oh, and their apple strudel? Absolutely sinful. You *will* have to loosen your belt afterward. Seriously.
What about the rooms? Are they clean? I'm a bit of a neat freak, you know…
Clean? Okay, so here's the deal. "Clean" is a relative term, yeah? Think… "Bavarian Clean." It's not a five-star hotel. It's not polished and perfect. But it's clean enough. You won't find dust bunnies tap-dancing on your bedside table (hopefully). Sheets are fresh. The bathrooms are functional. My advice? Lower your expectations a *tiny* bit, and you'll be fine. I once stayed in a room – maybe it was the one in the attic? – and it was...well, let's just say there were a *few* cobwebs in the corners. BUT the view? Absolutely breathtaking overlooking the lake! Totally worth it. And the charming, slightly uneven floors? Adds to the charm! Sort of...
How's the service? Are the people friendly? Because I don't want to feel like an unwelcome guest.
Ah, service! This is where things get…Bavarian. You know? Let's just say, they're not exactly rushing you through the door with a smile plastered on their face. Think of them as "warm and friendly" after about forty minutes of getting to know them. You'll be dealing with a family business (probably). They're busy! They work hard! They're used to tourists, but they're not *obsessed* with catering to your every whim. The best thing? Try to be patient, use a little German (even just "Grüß Gott" and "Danke") and you'll be golden. They’re generally lovely people who love their home, and will show it once they warm up to you. One time, I was struggling with my German and the owner, this mountain of a man, just started laughing with me. He got me a shot of Schnapps to help. We ended up chatting for ages. It was fantastic!
What kind of activities are in the area? I don’t want to just sit around eating pork knuckles all day, although…
Okay so the eating is important, of course. But! Königssee is AMAZING for activities. Hiking is HUGE. There are trails for every level, from gentle strolls around the lake to climbs that'll make your legs scream. Boat trips on the Königssee itself are a must-do. They'll ferry you to the church of St. Bartholomew, which is STUNNING. Seriously, the water is so clear you can practically see the fish (and maybe the sunken treasure! just kidding, maybe). There's also ice climbing in the winter, skiing at nearby resorts, and the town itself is picturesque. If you are just sitting around all day eating pork knuckles, you've made a poor choice. Unless... you really want to. No judgement.
Is it good for solo travelers? Or is it more of a romantic getaway kind of place?
Honestly? It's good for both! Solo travelers will find it perfectly manageable. The staff is friendly, the atmosphere is relaxed, you won't feel out of place. It's also definitely romantic. The stunning scenery, the cozy guesthouse, the shared meals...it practically *screams* romance. I've seen couples there, families, and solo travelers like me. It's the sort of place that invites you to relax and make connections.
Anything I should specifically pack? Or avoid?
Pack:
- Good walking shoes (the trails are calling!)
- Layers (the weather in the mountains can change FAST)
- A camera (you'll want to capture all the beauty)
- A phrasebook (German helps!)
- An open mind (for the slightly "rustic" elements)
Avoid:
- Expecting perfection (embrace the imperfections!)
- High heels (cobblestone streets and hiking trails don't mix)
- Being in a rush (slow down and savor the moment)
- Being overly precious (it's a guesthouse, not a museum)
And don't forget to pack your appetite for sausages!
Is there parking? Because trying to find parking in Europe is a nightmare.
Yes, there is parking! You *usually* won't have a problem. They have a designated parking area. However, depending on the time of year and how busy it is, it might be a *little* bit tight. One time, I swear I saw someone try to park a Hummer there. Let's just say, it didn't goHotels Blog Guide
