Escape to Paradise: Nikunj River Resort, Nathdwara, India
Escape to Paradise: Nikunj River Resort, Nathdwara - A Review (and Honestly, a Bit of a Rant)
Okay, let's be real. Planning a getaway is supposed to be blissful, right? You picture yourself floating in a pool, sipping something fruity, completely disconnected from the soul-crushing monotony of… well, everything. So, I booked a stay at Escape to Paradise: Nikunj River Resort in Nathdwara, India. And, folks, buckle up, because this review is going to be less "perfectly curated travel blog" and more "what actually happened."
First Impressions: The Good (and the "Uh…Okay")
The accessibility is a mixed bag. While they list "Facilities for disabled guests," I’d recommend calling ahead and clarifying exactly what that entails. The website wasn't super clear, and accessibility details are crucial. Getting there wasn't too bad, though. Airport transfer was available, which is always a win after a long flight (and the subsequent existential dread that settles in at immigration).
The first thing that hit me was the air. Fresh, crisp… and filled with the faint scent of incense. Nathdwara is known for its religious significance, and the resort leaned into that subtly. It wasn't shoving it down your throat, but the shrines dotted around the property were a nice touch.
Rooms: Sanctuary or… Well, Let's Talk About the View
My room? Decent. Non-smoking, thank the heavens. Air conditioning, a must-have in the Indian heat. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, which, let's be honest, is a lifesaver for the instagram obsessed (me). The internet access - wireless was good. The additional toilet was appreciated. Complimentary tea.. nice touch.
Now, for the view. I'd requested a river view, and… well, let's just say it was technically a view of the river. From my window, I could see a sliver of water between some trees. Was it breathtaking? No. Was it relaxing? Eventually, yes. The blackout curtains were clutch for a good night's sleep, and the slippers were a welcome touch (who wants to walk barefoot on hotel carpet?). The interconnecting room(s) available could be helpful if you're traveling with a family.
Food, Glorious Food (and the Occasional Hiccup)
Okay, this is where things get interesting, and by interesting, I mean delicious. The Asian breakfast was a revelation. The Asian cuisine in restaurant was great. And the buffet in restaurant had something for everyone. The vegetarian restaurant offered a welcome respite for my meat-loving friend (yes, I have one). The Western breakfast was also available for those days when I wasn’t feeling quite so adventurous.
The poolside bar was a great place to unwind with a cocktail. I was really hoping for a pina colada that would transport me to a tropical beach. Sadly, it was slightly lacking in the pineapple. I was craving a bit of alcohol with a view. While there was a poolside bar, the bar itself was pretty basic. The Happy Hour had a reasonable price.
The Snack bar was great. The Poolside bar was pretty underwhelming, but the coffee shop was a decent option. The restaurants had a lot to offer.
One slight speed bump: I ordered room service one night (because, laziness). It arrived promptly, but the description of the dish didn't quite match what arrived. It was still edible, but the experience felt a bit like a game of culinary roulette.
Relaxation and Recreation: Spa Day Dreams (and Gym Realities)
The resort offers plenty of ways to unwind. The pool with a view was, by far, the highlight. Seriously, I spent hours floating around, pretending I was a mermaid (don't judge). The swimming pool [outdoor] was perfect. The Spa was good. I got a Body scrub and Massage, and it was bliss. Pure, unadulterated bliss. The Foot bath was a nice touch.
The sauna and steamroom were decent.
The Fitness center? Let's just say it wasn't exactly state-of-the-art. The equipment was functional, but definitely showing its age.
Cleanliness, Safety, and the "Did They Really Sanitize?" Factor
Considering the current… situation, the resort was pretty good on the safety front. They had the Hand sanitizer placed around. Daily disinfection in common areas. Staff trained in safety protocol. Rooms sanitized between stays, which is always reassuring. The Cashless payment service was convenient. First aid kit and the Doctor/nurse on call just in case.
They had CCTV in common areas and Security [24-hour].
Things to Do (Beyond Lounging):
Nathdwara itself is rich in culture, and the resort offers some options for exploring. The Concierge was helpful with arranging local tours. A Gift/souvenir shop was available. They have Indoor venue for special events, meeting facilities.
The Quirks (Because No Place is Perfect)
- The elevators were a little slow. (First world problem, I know.)
- My room’s reading light wasn’t working. I fixed it myself.
- The meeting stationery seemed to be in short supply.
So, Should You Escape to Paradise?
Yes. Absolutely, yes. Despite the minor imperfections, Nikunj River Resort offers a truly relaxing escape. It's comfortable, the food is excellent, the spa is rejuvenating, and the staff are friendly and helpful. Are there a few rough edges? Sure. But those imperfections are part of the charm. It's not a cookie-cutter chain hotel; it's a place with character, with a soul.
Final Verdict: 4 out of 5 stars. Definitely worth a stay.
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Nikunj River Resort: My Chaotic Nathdwara Adventure (And My Soul Needs a Shower After It)
Alright, buckle up, because this isn't your pristine travel brochure. This is me, post-Nathdwara, still picking bits of Rajasthani dust out of my metaphorical hair, trying to make sense of it all. This itinerary? More like a "here's-where-the-hell-I-ended-up-and-what-happened" chronicle. Don't expect perfection, expect…well, me.
Day 1: Arrival & The "River" (Let's Be Honest, It's More of a Creek)
- 10:00 AM: Landed in Udaipur. The airport was thankfully air-conditioned, a blessing considering the soul-crushing heat that slapped me in the face the second I stepped outside. The airport touts – vultures in crisp white shirts – descended. Ended up haggling (badly, I'm sure) for a cab to Nathdwara. Price was probably inflated, but I just wanted OUT of the sun's grasp.
- 12:30 PM: Arrived at Nikunj River Resort. The pictures online? Let's just say they were… generous. The “river”? More of a slightly muddy stream. My first thought was disappointment, closely followed by a desperate craving for a cold beer. (Spoiler: the beer came significantly later).
- 1:00 PM: Checked in. The reception area smelled vaguely of mildew and incense. My room? Cleanish, but with a view that could generously be described as "overlooking a dusty road." Pro tip: always ask for a room with a better view. I didn't. I'm learning.
- 1:30 PM: Lunch at the resort restaurant. The food? Fine. Bland, but edible. Ordered a vegetable thali, hoping to embrace some local cuisine. The dhal was good, I'll give them that. But I was mostly thinking about that pre-ordered beer.
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Attempted to relax by the pool. Keyword: attempted. The pool was…okay. A bit murky, but it was a welcome respite from the heat. Got interrupted several times by a family from Mumbai who seemed determined to make friends by yelling at me in Marathi about the price of their ice cream.
- 6:00 PM: Finally got that beer. Bliss. Sat on my balcony, watching the sun set (which was actually quite beautiful, despite the dust). The feeling of relaxation was short-lived. This would later be repeated.
- 7:30 PM: Dinner. More bland food. I’m starting to think there is something wrong with my taste buds as the food at various places was of poor quality.
- 9:00 PM: Crashing in bed. Already feeling the first pangs of…let’s call it “cultural fatigue”.
Day 2: The Temple, The Monkeys, and My Shrinking Bank Account
- 8:00 AM: Finally got up to have the resort's complimentary breakfast. It was… a buffet. Eggs, toast, and a mystery-meat curry. Avoided the latter.
- 9:00 AM: Headed to the Shrinathji Temple. This was the main reason I was here. The architecture was incredible. But the crowds! Oh, the crowds. Felt like I was being swept along in a human tide. The sheer volume of people and energy was overwhelming and I'm certain the jostling and shoving of the experience was something I wasn't quite ready for.
- 10:30 AM: The temple visit. The idol of Shrinathji? Stunning. The ceremony? Chaotic. The air? Thick with incense and the sound of chanting. Tried to soak it all in, but was mostly preoccupied with keeping my bag safe and not getting trampled.
- 11:30 AM: The monkeys! Suddenly, a troop of monkeys were all-around. They were all over the railings and were begging. The monkeys were bold and unapologetic. One of them even made a grab for my water bottle. I screamed! I felt like a bit of a fool. I tried to be nice.
- 12:30 PM: Lunch at a local restaurant. Finally found a decent meal! Ordered some Dal Bati Churma (a Rajasthani dish, apparently). Delicious, and reasonably priced. My mood improved.
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Attempted to souvenir shop in the local market. Got completely ripped off on a scarf. Realized I'm a terrible negotiator. My bank account weeps.
- 4:00 PM: Back at the resort. Again, tried to relax by the pool. The family from Mumbai were back, this time loudly discussing their dietary restrictions while splashing in the not-very-clean water. I'm starting to think there has to be a way to escape without being rude.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at the resort restaurant. I'm starting to think I should have packed some instant noodles.
- 8:00 PM: Thought about watching the sunset. It was too late.
- 9:00 PM: Bed.
Day 3: Goodbye, Nathdwara! (And Thank Goodness)
- 8:00 AM: Woke up, and surprisingly I was in a good mood. Breakfast at the resort. Ate breakfast. Packing. Packing is the worst.
- 9:30 AM: Checkout. The staff seemed unfazed by my general messiness and the state of my room.
- 10:00 AM: Back to Udaipur. The cab ride was uneventful.
- 12:00 PM: Arrived at Udaipur Airport.
- 1:00 PM: Boarded a flight.
- 2:45 PM: Back Home.
- 2:45 PM: Shower. I think that my soul needs a shower after that trip.
Final Thoughts:
Nathdwara was… an experience. Some moments were beautiful, some were stressful, and some were just plain weird. Would I go back? Probably not. But I'm glad I went. It was a reminder that travel isn't always glamorous, and that sometimes, the best memories are made when things go a little (or a lot) sideways. And hey, at least I survived. Now, where’s that laundry detergent? I think that's the only way to remove this dust/dirt.
Escape to Paradise: Stunning Nieuwpoort-Bad Sea View Apartment!
Okay, so, Escape to Paradise: Is it ACTUALLY Paradise? I mean, *really*?
Paradise? Let's just say… my expectations, fresh off a grueling two-hour drive from Udaipur (more on that death trap later), were slightly… *elevated*. The pictures? Stunning. Lush greenery, that gorgeous-looking river... I was picturing myself lounging, a cocktail in hand, serenaded by chirping birds.
Reality? Let's just say the initial impression was… *pleasant*. It's *nice*. Not necessarily "angels descending with harps" nice, but it definitely has potential. The entrance is a little… let's say *rustic charm*. The architecture has a slightly "budget Rajasthani palace" vibe. My inner critic (who, let's face it, never shuts up) immediately started whispering about exposed wiring and possibly a slightly *overenthusiastic* use of terracotta. But hey, it's not all bad! There's a certain… charm. A slightly chaotic, "we're trying our best" charm.
So, Paradise? Debatable. Worth a visit? Absolutely, with a few strategic expectations adjustments. Think of it more as a… *pleasurable escape* than Nirvana itself.
The Rooms: Are they actually liveable? (Asking for a friend… who is me.)
Alright, the rooms. This is where things get… interesting. We booked a "Deluxe River View Room." "Deluxe" implied, well, *deluxe*. The reality was… let's call it "comfortably aged."
The good? The bed was surprisingly comfortable. And the river view? Spectacular. Seriously. The water, the trees, the occasional passing buffalo… pure Instagram fodder. (My feed is now *flooded* with shots). The balcony was spacious, and a glorious place to watch the world go by (especially with a cup of chai).
The… not-so-good? The bathroom had a few… *character traits*. The shower pressure was a gentle trickle, which I learned to embrace as a form of meditation. The hot water situation was… temperamental. And let's just say the fixtures had seen better days. There was a slight, *very* slight, musty odour. But hey, I've stayed in worse. And the view, remember the view? It’s the hero here. Definitely pack your own air freshener, though. Just saying.
Let's talk about the food. Seriously, is it edible? (And, importantly, does it cause stomach issues?)
Oh, the food! This is the make-or-break point for me. I'm picky. And I'm prone to, shall we say, *gastronomical distress* when traveling.
The food at Escape to Paradise… well, it’s *fine*. The breakfast buffet was standard fare – eggs (cooked in various ways), toast, some Indian breakfast options that varied in deliciousness. The lunch was… variable. I had a veggie thali one day that was… okay. The dals were good. The curries were… hit or miss. One dal was *spectacular*, the other was… bland. Consistency, folks. It’s the key.
The dinner – ah, dinner. They had a Rajasthani buffet one night. This was the highlight. The laal maas (red meat) was phenomenal! Seriously, melt-in-your-mouth delicious. I may have had seconds… and thirds. The other dishes were good too. The desert section, however, was a classic case of style over substance. Lots of it looked great, but the taste? Mediocre.
And the stomach issues? Thankfully, I survived unscathed. But I'd still recommend sticking to cooked food, maybe skip the salad unless you trust your inner digestive system and don't overdo it. I was cautious, and I think that’s why I made it through. And, always, carry your Immodium! You know, just in case.
The Pool: Is it a refreshing oasis or a slightly questionable green pond?
The pool. Ah, the pool. This was high on the list of "must-haves" in my mind. I imagined myself gliding through crystal-clear water, the sun warming my face…
The reality? Well, the pool was… *there*. It was clean enough. I mean, I survived swimming in it, and I'm still here to tell the tale. It wasn't exactly the sparkling azure I'd envisioned, but it was definitely refreshing in the Nathdwara heat. There was a decent amount of space, and there were plenty of sun loungers, though I noticed a distinct lack of umbrelllas during my stay. So, bring your own sun protection. The water was lukewarm, almost tepid, so don't expect a chilly dive.
I was a bit… unsure when I first saw it. But after a day of sightseeing, it was heaven to just float in the pool. It's not a five-star pool experience, but it *works*. Just bring your own towel, because the ones provided are a little… thin.
The Location: Isolated bliss or a long drive away from anything interesting?
The location. This is crucial. Escape to Paradise is… *escapist*. It's a little out in the sticks. Which, depending on your perspective, is either a huge plus or a significant drawback.
The positives? It's peaceful. Seriously peaceful. The only sounds are the river, the birds, and the occasional distant temple bell. It's a great place to unplug and unwind. The view of that river is just… stunning. I spent hours just sitting on my balcony, watching it… it’s amazing.
The negatives? Nathdwara is not exactly a bustling metropolis. It's about a 15-20 minute drive to the main town, which is mainly known for the Shrinathji Temple (which, by the way, is an absolute *must-see*, even if you're not particularly religious). There aren’t a lot of other attractions nearby. If you want nightlife, shopping, or a vibrant cultural scene, you're in the wrong place. The drive *to* the resort from Udaipur is a bit of an adventure in itself. Our driver lost his way. The roads are, shall we say, "challenged." Take a good book (or download some podcasts). And maybe a motion sickness tablet.
So, depends on what you're looking for. If you want peace and quiet, it's perfect. If you're seeking constant stimulation, you might get bored. I personally loved the isolation. It gives you a chance just to… *be*.
The Staff: Friendly and helpful, or a bit… hands-off?
The staff. This is another mixed bag. The staff, generally, were *nice*. Smiling faces are everywhere! They were eager to please. But sometimes… thingsWander Stay Spot
