Audrey's Shabby Place: Your Dreamy Manila Airport Staycation (Azure Escape!)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive deep into Audrey's Shabby Place: Your Dreamy Manila Airport Staycation (Azure Escape!), and let me tell you, it's a whirlwind. I'm talking honest-to-goodness, warts-and-all review, the kind that’ll make your coffee spill and your browser history blush. Because, let's be real, nobody wants another bland, corporate-speak hotel review. We want the truth.
First, the Accessibility. Ugh, this always makes me nervous. I mean, "accessible" in Manila can be a roll of the dice. Audrey's? Okay, here's the deal: They *mention* facilities for disabled guests, which is a start. Elevator? Check. That's a big win, especially after a red-eye. But the devil, as they say, is in the details. I didn't personally test everything, so I'm being cautiously optimistic. I'd HIGHLY recommend contacting them directly and grilling them about specific needs. Don't just assume, okay? That's my tired-traveler tip #1.
Internet Access? Ah, yes, the lifeline of the modern traveler. Praise the Wi-Fi gods! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? YES! Also, Wi-Fi in public areas. Excellent. Now, as a digital nomad (let's call me that, it sounds cooler), I was slightly disappointed there's no Internet [LAN] that sounds like a relic from the dial-up days, but hey, I didn't need it anyway. The Wi-Fi was decent, though I did have one brief moment of existential despair when it died right as I was about to upload a cat video. Thankfully, it was a quick fix.
Cleanliness and Safety: Okay, this is where I really perked up. We're talking Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere you look (thank you, sweet baby Jesus!), Rooms sanitized between stays, and even Room sanitization opt-out available. This is HUGE. HUGE! Seriously, the anxiety of post-Covid travel? It's real. Knowing they're taking this seriously? Instant peace of mind. They also have Staff trained in safety protocol (hopefully not the overly zealous kind) and provided Individually-wrapped food options. Honestly, I felt safer there than I do sometimes walking down my own street. Plus, they had Sanitized kitchen and tableware items which put my mind at ease.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Alright, now we're talking. Audrey's has a nice mix here, although honestly, I didn't eat at every single place (because, you know, travel fatigue). They have Restaurants, a Coffee shop, and a Poolside bar. I did hit up the Bar and the Snack bar a couple of times – excellent for getting a quick bite. And let me tell you, that poolside bar after a horrendous flight? Pure bliss. They offer A la carte, Asian Cuisine, Buffet, International Cuisine, Western Cuisine which is pretty good variety. I especially love the Breakfast [Buffet]. The food at the buffet was also great, with Coffee/tea in Resturant, Coffee Shop, a Bottle of Water. I also liked the Happy hour – always a crucial consideration, am I right? The Room service [24-hour] is a huge plus. Late-night cravings? Absolutely covered. They also do Breakfast in room! However, a quick word on the quality: It's decent, not Michelin-star, but perfectly acceptable after you've been crammed in a metal tube for hours.
Things to Do/Ways to Relax: This is where Audrey’s truly shines, especially if you're aiming for an airport staycation.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: Now, this is where I want to get emotional. I needed to chill out and the Pool with view, was exactly what I needed.
- Spa/sauna/steamroom: I managed to sneak away for a massage. Fantastic. Felt the stress just melt away.
- Fitness center: I never went, I felt like I was just beginning to recover from a flight.
Services and Conveniences: Okay, the nitty-gritty. Air conditioning in public area? Check. Cash withdrawal? Check. Concierge? Check. Daily housekeeping? Double-check! (They actually cleaned my room, unlike my apartment!) Elevator? Check, as mentioned. Ironing service? Bless their hearts. Laundry service? Lifesaver. The provided Luggage storage really helps and Safety deposit boxes are always a good addition.
For the Kids: I didn't bring any kids, but Audrey's seems pretty family-friendly. They mention Babysitting service, Kids facilities, and Kids meal.
Rooms: This is where things start to get REALLY good. They also have:
- Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathtub, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone are standard.
- They have Blackout curtains, which is essential for beating jet lag.
- Oh, and the Bed? Extra long bed heaven! The Sofa was a great way to relax!
- High floor? Request one! The view is worth it.
- Internet access – wireless, Internet access – LAN, As I mentioned before.
- Satellite/cable channels, and On-demand movies: The perfect cure for boredom.
- Reading light, Sofa, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free].
Getting Around: The fact they offered Airport transfer made my life so much easier. And yes, they offered Car park [free of charge], which is always a bonus. Taxi service is another plus.
The Quirks & The Imperfections:
- Audrey's Shabby Place. Okay, "shabby" is in the name. Don't expect gold-plated everything. It leans more towards comfortable and functional than opulent. (I felt the word was in there in a endearing way.)
- The "Dreamy Manila Airport Staycation" part? Depends on your definition of "dreamy." It's not Bora Bora. It's Manila. Close to the airport. Convenient.
- My Worst Moment: The coffee shop was out of my favorite type of milk. I wept internally. But the barista was super nice. So, it was okay.
- My Absolute Best Moment: That poolside cocktail. Ahhh. Bliss.
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Final Verdict and Call to Action:
Audrey’s Shabby Place? I’d recommend it. Especially for a pre- or post-flight stopover. It's clean, the staff is friendly, the pool is glorious, and they're clearly taking safety seriously.
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Rota, Spain Escape: Your Dream Belvilla Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this Azure Staycation at Audrey's Shabby Place near Manila Airport is about to get real. Forget the pristine itineraries you're used to. This is going to be a glorious dumpster fire of good intentions, missed deadlines, and probably a lot of delicious (and potentially questionable) Filipino food.
Itinerary: Audrey's Shabby Place - A Manila Airport Adventure (or, "How I Embraced Disorganized Bliss")
Day 1: Arrival, Arrival, Annoyance, and Appreciation
10:00 AM - Arrival at NAIA (Manila Airport). Ugh. Landed. The air, a thick, humid blanket of welcome (or maybe just humidity, who knows). My luggage… well, let's just say it wasn't exactly a graceful exit from the carousel. I feel like it did the cha-cha with some other people's bags, and they almost ran over an old lady! Navigating the airport felt like an obstacle course designed by sadists. The taxi queues… don't even get me started.
11:00 AM - The Taxi Saga. Okay, fine. After a near-miss with a rogue tricycle and a philosophical debate with a taxi driver on the merits of air conditioning (I lost), I finally managed to hail a cab. The driver clearly thought he was auditioning for a Formula 1 race. I felt like I was in a James Bond movie, minus the gadgets. The drive was a blur of honking, weaving, and colorful jeepneys.
12:00 PM - Audrey's Shabby Place - First Impressions. Finally! We made it! Audrey's… well, it is shabby, in the most charming, slightly-falling-apart-but-loves-you-anyway kind of way. The lobby is a riot of mismatched furniture, old photographs, and the lingering scent of… something delicious. My room? Small, but clean. The aircon, thankfully, actually works! Victory is mine!
- Quirky Observation: There's a framed print of a very flamboyant cat in a top hat on the wall. I'm calling him Mr. Fluffington. I approve.
1:00 PM - Lunch! Okay, first priority: food. I was starving. Audrey's has this tiny cafe. Ordered what I thought was a simple Adobo… and it was divine! Rich, savory, with just a hint of chili. The rice was perfect. Pure, unadulterated deliciousness. After, I met a very opinionated kitten who clearly wanted to use me to climb on the drapery.
2:00 PM - The Nap! I needed it. Exhaustion from travel…
3:00 PM - Wandering and Wondering! I decided to walk around. The streets were a cacophony of sights, sounds, and smells. There was a small park nearby. People-watching in action!
5:00 PM - The Sunset Surprise. I realized I had no real plans. So, I just sat on the balcony of the room and watched the sunset. The sky exploded in colors. It was absolutely beautiful.
7:00 PM - Dinner and the After-Sunset Blues. Dinner was, let's be honest, okay. Nothing compared to that Adobo! It was at the restaurant, where I met some other tourists that night. The conversation wasn't particularly sparkling. The mood fell.
9:00 PM - Bed Time. Goodnight.
Day 2: Deep Dive, Delights, and Disasters (Probably)
8:00 AM - Breakfast (Audrey's Cafe) Again, the cafe. I tried the Tapsilog this time. Thin slices of beef, a fried egg, and garlic rice. Heaven. Seriously, I could eat this for every meal.
9:00 AM - The Market Expedition. Oh boy. This was the "cultural immersion" I'd been half-dreading. The local market. It was… intense. The sights, the smells, the noise… I think someone offered to sell me a chicken that was actively clucking. I saw things. I smelled things. I bought some fresh mangoes, though. They were worth the sensory overload.
- Emotional Reaction: Halfway through, I wanted to run screaming back to Audrey's. But then I saw the smiles on the vendors' faces, the vibrant colors, and the undeniable pulse of life. And I felt… something. Maybe a tiny bit of respect.
11:00 AM - The Unexpected Joy. Found a random little bakery. The smell of baking bread was irresistible. I bought a pandesal (Filipino bread roll) and it was a revelation. Warm, fluffy, perfect. I devoured it on the spot.
12:00 PM - Lunch, Part Deux! Okay, back at the cafe. I was getting to know the staff and they were super kind.
1:00 PM - More Wandering, More Wondering! So, I decided I'd wander around once more.
5:00 PM - Dinner with Audrey. Apparently, Audrey herself (yes, the Audrey) hosts a dinner for guests. I got to learn a little about her and chat.
Opinionated Language: She's a bit eccentric, completely charming, and clearly runs this place because she loves it.
7:00 PM - Bedtime. Goodnight.
Day 3: Departure… And (Maybe) A Little Regret.
8:00 AM - Goodbye Breakfast and the Tapsilog. One last breakfast, one last taste. The food… perfect.
9:00 AM - The Final Embrace (and Some Questions). I walked around the complex one last time. I did a little meditation.
10:00 AM - Departure (Again, Probably a Mess). Back to the airport. I'm expecting the same chaos. Wish me luck.
- Emotional Reaction: Leaving felt a little bittersweet. This "shabby place" grew on me. I might miss the slightly sticky floors, the flamboyant cat, and the never-ending supply of Adobo. And definitely the friendly people.
Post-Trip Thoughts (Because This is How I Roll)
This wasn’t a perfect itinerary. I missed things. I got lost. I probably spent too much money on mangoes. But you know what? It was real. It was human. And I loved it. Maybe, just maybe, I'll come back to Audrey's Shabby Place. And next time, I’ll bring a bigger suitcase for pandesal.
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Audrey's Shabby Place: The Azure Dream... or Maybe Not? (My Honest Ramblings)
So, what *is* this 'Audrey's Shabby Place' everyone's raving about? And is it *really* an escape from the Manila madness?
Okay, deep breaths. Audrey's Shabby Place (let's call it ASP from here on out, less typing, you know?) is basically an Airbnb situation, smack-dab in the middle of the Azure Urban Resort Residences, right near the airport. The *idea* is perfect: lazy beach vibes, a quick getaway from the chaos, maybe a glimpse of some Insta-worthy sunsets. The reality? Well… it’s complicated. I'll tell you this, after a long flight, it *does* feel like an escape from the actual airport...but maybe just the airport’s *waiting room*. The allure is there – the pool, the "beach," the promises. But the devil, my friends, is ALWAYS in the details.
The dreaded 'beach.' Is it *actually* swim-able, or just...sand?
Okay, let's be crystal clear: the "beach" is *not* the ocean. It's a man-made lagoon. And let’s just say, my expectations hit the sand (which, in fairness, *feels* pretty nice). I walked in, and it was…well, let’s just say I wouldn't eat anything that fell in the sand. The water? Slightly… murky. Like, "Did someone just filter tap water through a sand castle?" murky. And the chlorine? OH MY GOD, THE CHLORINE! My hair felt like straw for a week. My advice? Go for the aesthetics, snap some pics, and then swiftly retreat to a real pool. Seriously. The thought of the beach water still gives me the shivers.
What's the *actual* accommodation like in the ASP? Cozy? Cramped? Haunted, perhaps? (Asking for a friend...)
Okay, "shabby" is definitely the operative word here. My room was... well, it was functional. Clean enough, I guess. The AC blasted like a hurricane, which was a HUGE plus in the Manila heat. But "cozy"? Nah. "Cramped," yes. "Haunted"? Thank God, no. (Although, you know, Manila *is* Manila... and I'll leave it at that.) The bed… let’s just say it wasn’t the *most* comfortable. I think I sank a little every time I lay down, like the mattress agreed it was done. My biggest complaint? The TV. Tiny. And the channels? Mostly static. Perfect for a truly 'shabby' experience, right?
Okay, spill the tea. What's the BEST thing about staying at Audrey's place (besides escaping the airport, which you already mentioned)?
You know, despite all my griping... the location. Seriously. Getting out of the airport and into the *relatively* peaceful Azure was a game-changer, especially after that hellish flight delay. And the views! From the balcony, I could see the Manila skyline, all twinkling lights and promise. And there, *right there*, did I feel a sliver of happiness. Also, the staff overall, were *very* helpful. So, location + kind staff... that's a win, right?
The WORST thing? You can't just say 'the beach' again. Be more specific.
Okay, okay, I get it. Besides the sea-adjacent water quality (which I am *still* not over), the WORST thing was… the noise. Holy moly, the noise! Construction. Parties (loud, late-night parties). General city chaos drifting upwards. It was like trying to sleep inside a drum circle. I literally had to wear earplugs, and even then, I'd wake up at 3 AM convinced a jackhammer was about to burst through my wall. That and the fridge was broken, which meant no cold drinks. Pure torture.
Is it worth it, overall? Should I book it?
Ugh, the million-dollar question. Here's the deal: if you're on a tight budget, need a quick airport escape, and aren't expecting luxurious perfection, then *maybe*. If you’re dreaming of a pristine beach resort and a perfect, silent sleep, RUN. Seriously, run! It’s a decent place for what it is – a passable airport staycation, with potential (if they did a few improvements and kept the noise down). I wouldn’t spend more than a night there. Think of it as the *slightly* improved airport hotel. It's an experience, that's for sure.
What are the other ammenities like?
Okay, so you've got the pools, the "beach," and some gym facilities (which, let's be honest, I didn't use - I was on vacation!). There are convenience stores nearby, which is a lifesaver because you can't always rely on food delivery being timely. The restaurants in the complex? Hit and miss. Some are decent, some... not so much. I had a *particularly* disappointing pasta dish that I still remember. The elevators were another source of frustration. Sometimes working, sometimes not. Peak Manila.
Food, glorious food! What are my options like for food when staying at Azure through ASP!
Alright, food... a vital question. Within Azure complex - you've got a few restaurants. They're pricey, as are most hotel-adjacent restaurants. You can also have food deliveries coming in from GrabFood and the like, though the delivery people sometimes struggle to navigate the complex. The convenience stores are your saviour! If you are like me, and can't live long without a good cup of coffee, my best tip is to bring an instant coffee stash. Overall, a hit and miss - so it's best to be prepared.
Alright, let's play the rating game. On a scale of 1 to 5 stars, what would you rate your experience at Audrey's Shabby Place? (Be Brutally Honest!)
Okay, okay. Considering everything – the good, the bad, and the chlorine-infused ugly – I'd give it a solid… 3 stars. Maybe 3.5 if I'm feeling generous and had a particularly good nap (which, honestly, was rare). It's not a total disaster. But it's far from a luxury getaway. It's ASP in a nutshell, I think. "Audrey's Shabby Place": Escape - but not in a luxurious way! (And my hair is still recovering.)
