Phuket Paradise Found: Stunning 72m² Veloche Sea View Apartment!
Phuket Paradise Found: Stunning 72m² Veloche Sea View Apartment! - A Chaotic, Honest Review
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to dive HEADFIRST into the review of this Phuket Paradise Found apartment. Forget those polished, PR-approved write-ups. This is the real deal, warts and all, from someone who's survived jet lag, questionable street food, and the existential dread of choosing between a mango smoothie and a Chang beer. (Spoiler alert: I chose both, at separate times. Don't judge.)
First things first: Accessibility. Now, I’m thankfully able-bodied, but I did pay attention. While the main building has an elevator, a HUGE bonus, I didn’t see any immediately obvious markers for wheelchair users in common areas, which I found slightly disappointing, and the devil is in the detail. Inside the apartment, no red flags at all.
The Apartment Itself: 72m² of Bliss (Mostly)
Let's talk about the star of the show, this 72m² Veloche Sea View Apartment. The photos, honestly? They don't quite do it justice. The view? Stunning. Seriously, I spent at least an hour each morning glued to the balcony, coffee in hand (thanks for the coffee/tea maker!). The sea view isn’t just a tease; it’s a panoramic slap in the face of beauty. The air conditioning worked like a charm (a MUST in Phuket!), and the blackout curtains meant I finally got to sleep in without the morning sun trying to pry my eyelids open. Oh, and the WiFi [free]? Solid. Downloaded a whole season of my favourite show in the blink of an eye (priorities, people).
The Room: A Deep Dive
The bed? Heavenly. Actually, screw that – it was next-level, cloud-like, "I don't want to get up, EVER" comfort. The extra long bed was a lifesaver, I’m built like a basketball player, the bathrobes were a nice touch after a long day of doing absolutely nothing, and the slippers were… well, they were slippers. But hey, clean feet are good feet, right? The bathroom itself was clean, spacious, and with a separate shower/bathtub. All the usual suspects for a comfortable stay in the Private bathroom are supplied.
Things I Loved (Seriously Loved)
- That View: I’ll say it again. Just incredible. Worth the price of admission alone, honestly.
- The Coffee Setup: I’m a caffeine addict. Having a good coffee situation in-room saved me from early morning meltdowns.
- Daily Housekeeping: My inner slob loved not having to lift a finger. Everything was sparkling when I returned each day.
- The Balcony: Seriously, someone get me back on that balcony right now.
Things I'm a Little "Meh" About
- The Internet [LAN]: I didn’t use it, but the fact that it was an option made it an option, which is nice.
- The Food Situation at the Property as a Whole - While the in-room breakfast takeaway service options were plenty, the main restaurants needed to be opened earlier for early risers like me.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: I didn't do a lot of disinfecting, but it was offered!
Food, Glorious Food (and Drink!)
Alright, the Dining, drinking, and snacking scene. Because let’s be real, this is important. I didn't get a chance to try out the Asian cuisine in restaurant, but the International cuisine in restaurant served surprisingly decent grub. The breakfast [buffet] was a standard affair which was more than adequate, and it included a Vegetarian restaurant. The Poolside bar was a lifesaver. You can’t go wrong.
Relaxation & Wellness – Spa-tacular or Just Spa-rse?
Relaxation & Wellness: the Spa area, which included a Sauna, a Steamroom, and a massage, I was totally on board. The massage was a game-changer. Seriously, I walked in a stressed-out mess and floated out feeling like a brand new person. The Pool with view needs to be shouted out. Swimming pool [outdoor]. Ahhhh…. pure bliss. The Fitness center was there, I didn't go, I was too busy lounging.
Safety and Cleanliness - Sanitized or Scared? The Cleanliness and safety protocols were definitely a plus. They put me at ease. Everything from the Hand sanitizer stations to the Anti-viral cleaning products, the Staff trained in safety protocol, and the Daily disinfection in common areas made the worry disappear, I got my vaccination and started the vacation, no problem.
Getting Around: Freedom or Frustration?
The Airport transfer was a godsend after that grueling flight. Car park [on-site]? Plenty of space. The taxi service was readily available. No complaints here!
Services & Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
The little things add up, right? The Cash withdrawal machine came in handy, and the Concierge was super helpful with recommendations. The Daily housekeeping made me feel pampered, and the Laundry service saved my travel wardrobe.
What Could Be Better… (Because Nothing's Perfect)
I’m a sucker for a bit of personality. Some more local art or touches would’ve been nice to give it a bit more soul.
My Verdict: Book It (But Do Your Research!)
Look, this isn’t a five-star, ultra-luxe experience. But for the price, location, and that unbelievable view? You absolutely should book this apartment. It offers more than enough comfort and luxury.
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Phuket, You Absolute Madcap! (Veloche Family Apartment Itinerary - Maybe)
Okay, so, Phuket. We're here. Officially. After the absolute ordeal that was getting everyone on the plane (Little Timmy swore he saw a dragon in the overhead compartment, bless him), we’re finally at the Veloche Family Apartments. Sea view? Oh honey, it's a SEA VIEW, alright. Like, staring-you-in-the-face, postcard-worthy, could-cry-it's-so-beautiful sea view. Just…trying to get the luggage up the (what felt like) ten flights of stairs with Grandma’s suitcase. Ugh. Let’s see if I can even remember what we planned… this is a family vacation after all. Buckle up, it's going to be a rollercoaster.
Pre-Trip Shenanigans (Aka. Panic-Packing and Existential Dread)
- Day 1: Attempt to pack. Fail gloriously. Realize I’m wildly underprepared for… well, anything. Panic-buy enough mosquito repellent to fog New Jersey. Curse the inventor of the suitcase. Question my life choices. Wonder if I could just stay in my pyjamas and watch Netflix. But then…the sea view. Must. See.
- Day 0.5 (Before Day 1 technically started): Delayed flight, Little Timmy's dragon sighting, Grandma's suitcase terrorizing the stairs. Also, somehow, I wound up with TWO miniature plastic dinosaurs. Why?! Don't ask.
Day 1: Arrival and Mild Chaos
- Morning (ish): Arrive, check in, and try to remember how to breathe after the stairs. The apartment? Gorgeous. Seriously. The pictures don’t do it justice. The kids immediately stake out the balcony, threatening to jump into the ocean. (Note to self: Invest in some serious child-proofing).
- Afternoon: Unpack. Sort of. More like, shove everything into vaguely designated piles. Discover a rogue chocolate bar that melted into my favourite bikini. Commence internal screaming.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Wander down to Patong Beach. OH MY GOD, the vendors! So many vendors. So many hawkers. So much…everything. The kids are mesmerized by the (slightly alarming) ladyboys. Grandma nearly buys a life-sized Buddha statue. We settle for ice cream and a promise to come back for the show…maybe.
- Dinner: Found a little restaurant off the main drag. Honestly, the food? Amazing. Pad Thai heaven. Little Timmy, being a picky eater, ate a single piece of chicken. Victory! Then he proceeded to smear the rest of his plate of curry across his face.
- Evening: Collapse on the balcony. Watch the sunset. It’s… perfect. Almost makes up for the chocolate-bikini debacle. Almost. Listen back to the kids playing. Whispering. Plotting.
Day 2: Island Fever (and Coconut Dreams)
- Morning: Woke up before the sun (thanks, jet lag!). Coffee on the balcony. Pure, unadulterated zen…for about 30 seconds. Then the kids started screaming about needing breakfast. Breakfast of champions: instant noodles and a side of toddler tantrums.
- Mid-Morning: Trip to Banana beach (after getting the kids organized is a feat in itself). Amazing beach. More sand than I've ever seen. Little Timmy, who claimed he hated the sea, was suddenly convinced he was a mermaid. Grandma, miraculously, didn't break a hip on the sand.
- Lunch: Ate on the beach. Ordered some amazing BBQ, but then a monkey tried to steal my sunglasses. A MONKEY! I mean, come on!
- Afternoon: Snorkeling! Well, attempting to snorkel with the kids. Let’s just say, more water went up noses than actual fish were seen. The kids did manage to spot a yellow-beaked bird. We were all VERY excited.
- Evening: Ate at our apartment-cooked meal; the kids wanted pizza. Pizza it was. Watching the sunset again. The colors just… poof…it's over.
Day 3: The (Possibly) Over-Hyped James Bond Island and…Total Breakdown?
- Morning Big trip to James Bond Island!! The boat ride was actually quite lovely. Little Timmy finally got some kind of grip on the boat by the end. But the waves were, on a scale, pretty bad.
- Late Morning We got to James Bond Island. It was… crowded. Like, Disneyland-on-spring-break crowded. The island itself was stunning, don’t get me wrong. But the hordes of tourists (including us) were a bit overwhelming.
- Afternoon: Arrived back to the resort… exhausted. Nap time. It wasn't long enough.
- Evening: It's a bit of a blur. More Pad Thai. Another attempt at kid-wrangling. The beginning of a head cold perhaps.
Day 4: Beach Day (Repeat) and Maybe, Just Maybe, Some Serenity
- Morning: Another beach day. This time, we try a quieter one. Kata Beach. Success! Clearer water, less manic energy. Little Timmy actually built a sandcastle, which, for a toddler, is a monumental achievement.
- Afternoon: Spa time for me! (Grandma is watching the offspring.) Bliss. Total bliss. Massage, followed by a foot scrub. Suddenly I'm not so sure about the chocolate-bikini incident.
- Evening: Eat at a restaurant. The sun goes down.
Day 5 - 7: The Week Whizzes By
- Day 5: We visit the Big Buddha. Little Timmy, again, believes this is also some kind of super hero.
- Day 6: Some shopping and relaxing.
- Day 7: The very last day. A bittersweet goodbye.
And The Rest:
- Food: Eat everything. Try everything. Just be prepared to sweat – the food is spicy, and the humidity is… well, it's Phuket.
- Shopping: Bargain hard. Don't be afraid to walk away. You'll be amazed at how quickly prices drop. And if you see me sporting a giant Buddha statue, please stage an intervention.
- Overall Mood: Exhausted. Happy. Slightly sunburnt. And already planning our return. Because despite the chaos, the meltdowns, the questionable food choices, and the aforementioned monkey incident…Phuket? It’s magical. Even with the dragons.
So, is this place *really* paradise? Or is that just marketing fluff?
Alright, let's cut the crap, shall we? "Paradise" is a big word. I've been to a few places that promised paradise and delivered… well, let's just say disappointment. This… this is different. The view? Seriously. Picture this: you wake up, bleary-eyed, fumbling for your contacts… and then you *see* it. Emerald water, dotted with islands, the sun painting the sky in these insane oranges and pinks. It's… breathtaking. Okay, okay, it's *almost* paradise. The *actual* paradise? Yeah, that's after the first coffee, on the balcony with that breeze. But, here’s the thing: my first morning there, I got attacked by a rogue… seagull. Ate half my croissant. So, paradise? Almost. Mostly. Dependent on seagull-related incidents.
72m²… Is that enough space? I'm used to living like a king (or queen).
72 square meters? Look, it's not Buckingham Palace. But honestly, it’s more than enough. Honestly. (I thought I needed room to swing a cat, but I don't have a cat so… whatever). The layout is smart. They haven't crammed everything in. The living area flows onto the balcony, so it *feels* bigger. The bedroom? Cozy, but the bed is comfortable enough to sink into and forget about the… well… my life. The other place I stayed, it was ginormous. Like, you could get lost in the master suite. But walking to the bathroom felt like a marathon. This? Just right. And you know what? I found myself spending *most* of the time on that balcony anyway, because… view. Okay, I am a bit of a minimalist, so maybe that's why I felt it was just perfect. But really, pack light and you'll be fine. You'll be out exploring most of the time anyway, won't you?
What about the sea view? Is it *really* a sea view or a "peek-a-boo" sea view?
Dude, the sea view is the *star*. Forget the apartment, *that* is what you're paying for. I'm talking panoramic, "wow, I need to take a million photos" kind of sea view. I spent a solid hour just staring out the window the day I arrived. Actually, I spent longer than that. I barely unpacked. I just sat there, slack-jawed. It was *that* good. I’m telling you, there’s nothing quite like watching the boats bob on the water as the sun sets. It's like a painting, except it's alive and breathing. It will make you weep. Okay, maybe not weep, but it’s that good. Definitely worth the price alone.
Is it noisy? I need my beauty sleep!
Noise? Okay, depends on your definition of "noisy." You're in Phuket. There's the hum of life. I didn't find it terrible. The aircon is good, blocking out most exterior noise. You'll get people on the beach, and the occasional scooter that roars past. But it wasn’t a constant racket. I needed to sleep! The *real* problem, my friend, was the excitement. I mean, how do you sleep when you’re in *paradise*? I was up at the crack of dawn to catch the sunrise. Which, side note, is worth losing sleep over. I'm a light sleeper, but I slept like a baby (once I chucked my phone away). Bring earplugs if you are ultra-sensitive, and honestly, you should be fine.
What's the kitchen situation? I like to cook (but I don't want to spend my entire vacation in there!).
The kitchen? Compact, but functional. Honestly, I only used it for making coffee and the occasional breakfast. Who wants to cook in paradise? There's a fridge, a hob, a microwave, and all the basic utensils. I tried to rustle up some eggs one morning. Got overwhelmed. Ended up ordering room service. Phuket has the BEST food. Forget cooking! Go out and eat! Street food is *amazing*. You are going to eat things you have never even heard of before. The place would have been perfect, though, if they included a blender. Smoothies for days... That's probably the only negative. Maybe I can request one for my next visit?
Is there a pool? Because, pools.
YES! There's a pool. It’s lovely. Always clean, usually quiet. Perfect for a pre-beach dip or lazy afternoon. I'm not a huge pool person, but I really loved this one. I would go for a quick swim every morning. The most important thing: it wasn’t crowded. And it’s a proper pool, not one of those glorified bathtubs some places try to pass off as a pool. I spent *hours* in that pool. Okay, maybe not hours, I went to the beach. But still, pool = good. If there was a swim-up bar? Game over. I’d just live there.
What's the Wi-Fi like? Gotta stay connected, you know...
Wi-Fi? Meh. It works. It's not blazing fast, but it's adequate. I managed to upload photos to Instagram (because, you know, bragging rights are essential), and I kept up with emails. Okay, I may have taken some work calls. But hey, "remote working" from Phuket? Come on! It’s acceptable. Just don’t expect to be streaming 4K movies. I'd be on the beach surfing anyway, getting a proper, unfiltered connection with the world. Honestly, the slower internet was kind of a blessing in disguise. More forced relaxation. More time looking at the… view.
Any hidden costs I should be aware of?
Hidden costs? Well, apart from the obvious - flights, tuk-tuk rides, that giant iced coffee you *need* every morning – not really. Check the small print, of course. But no massive surprises. Okay, parking might cost. The laundry service is a little pricey. But nothing that will break the bank. The real costs are going to be: the food! (so delicious), and the urge to extend your stay for a month. I didn’t want to leave. I spent way more money on souvenirs than I planned. And yes, I might have bought an extra suitcase just for the… well, never you mind.
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