Escape to Paradise: Luxurious Lanna House & Farm Stay in Chiang Mai
Escape to Paradise: Or, My Chiang Mai Love Affair (and Why You Should Book NOW!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I’m about to gush. I'm just back from "Escape to Paradise: Luxurious Lanna House & Farm Stay" in Chiang Mai, and my soul is still humming with a blissful tune. Forget pristine, perfectly curated Instagram feeds. This is about real life, real relaxation, and a real, seriously gorgeous place that I’m now hopelessly in love with. This review? It's messy, it's honest, and frankly, it's probably going to make you want to pull out your credit card.
First, The Nitty Gritty (Because, Let's Be Real, Practicality Matters - Even in Paradise)
- Accessibility: While I thankfully don't need wheelchair access myself, I did notice a strong effort to make the place accessible. Elevator's there, paths are generally smooth. (Important Note: I'd recommend contacting them directly to confirm specific needs, as I didn't meticulously check every single crevice).
- Internet & Tech: FREE Wi-Fi everywhere! Seriously, in your room, by the pool, probably even in the rice paddies (though I didn’t test that one!). They also have Internet [LAN] if you're some kind of old-school connector. Plus Wi-Fi for special events which means, like, they can handle a conference or something. Honestly, the internet was fast and reliable, so big thumbs up for that.
- Cleanliness and Safety - The Pandemic Edition: This is HUGE. Look, I was super nervous traveling post-pandemic, but Escape to Paradise nailed it. They've got Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer EVERYWHERE, and staff are trained in safety protocol. They even offer room sanitization opt-out (which I thought was a nice touch of respect). Rooms sanitized between stays, along with a doctor/nurse on call. They clearly take this stuff seriously. They even had individually-wrapped food options – perfect for a paranoid, germophobe like myself.
- Check-in/out [express]: Quick. Efficient. Zero fuss. More time to… you know… relax.
- Cashless payment service: Super convenient. Leave your wad of Thai Baht in the room.
- Hygiene certification: A reassuring seal of approval.
The Rooms: Your Own Personal Palace (Without the Royals)
I stayed in one of the Lanna houses, and honestly, I felt like I’d wandered into a fairy tale. The rooms themselves are a perfect blend of (comfortable) luxury and traditional Lanna charm.
- The Details: Air conditioning – THANK GOD. Blackout curtains (slept like a baby). Bathtub, Separate shower/bathtub – luxurious! Free bottled water, because hydration is key. They even had a slippers, because who doesn’t love a slipper moment. Plus, it was all non-smoking – a crucial detail for me.
- The Vibe: Think wooden floors, high ceilings, and balconies overlooking lush gardens or, in my case, the pool. Complimentary tea and coffee meant I could enjoy my morning cuppa on the balcony, listening to the birds and feeling like the luckiest human on Earth.
- The "Oh My God" Moment: Okay, slight digression: I'm not a person who cries easily. But the first time I walked into my room, and saw the view? I actually teared up a little. It was that stunning.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure (You'll Never Want to Leave)
Okay, foodie friends, prepare yourselves. The food at Escape to Paradise is ridiculously good.
- The Restaurants: They have multiple restaurants, each with its own vibe. International cuisine, Asian cuisine, and Vegetarian options. You can even get Breakfast in room! I made use of the Coffee shop and Poolside bar.
- The Atmosphere: Happy hour at the pool? Absolutely. The service was fantastic, and the staff were genuinely lovely and attentive.
- My Secret Weapon: The Bottle of water and endless supply or Coffee/tea in restaurant! They offer Desserts in restaurant, and Soup in restaurant. I could not resist!
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: My Own Personal Utopia
This is where Escape to Paradise truly shines. It's not just a place to sleep; it's a sanctuary.
- The Pool with a View: The infinity pool is… well, it’s perfection. You look out over the valley while you swim. Utter bliss.
- Spa Day: This is where the magic really happened. I indulged in a Body scrub and a Massage, and honestly, I think I floated out of the spa. They have a Sauna, Spa/sauna, and Steamroom.
- The Fitness Center: I’m not going to pretend I spent hours here. I did a quick workout but there is Gym/fitness.
- Couple's room: for you and your honey
Services and Conveniences: Because Life is Easier When Someone Else Handles the Details
- Daily housekeeping: My room was always spotless. Impressed.
- Luggage storage: Phew.
- Concierge: They can arrange tours, transport, basically anything you need. Absolute lifesavers.
- Food delivery: Yes, please!
- Laundry service: I may have packed light (read: I'm lazy), so this was a godsend.
- Car Park [free of charge], car park [on-site], Bicycle parking: No parking hassles.
For the Kids (Because I Saw Them Having a Blast!)
- Babysitting service: For the parents who crave some adult time.
- Family/child-friendly: They welcome kids.
Getting Around:
- Airport transfer: Seamless.
- Taxi service: Easy to access.
- Car park [free of charge]: Always a bonus.
The Quirks and Imperfections (Because Nothing is Really Perfect)
Look, I'm a realist. No place is utterly faultless.
- The occasional mosquito: Bring repellent!
- My terrible tan lines: My own fault, really, but the sun is strong in Chiang Mai!
The Emotional Verdict (And Why You Should Book Now)
Okay, so let me be clear: I loved this place. Escape to Paradise isn’t just a hotel; it’s an experience. It’s about slowing down, breathing deeply, and reconnecting with yourself or with the person you are with. It’s about waking up to stunning views, sipping coffee on a balcony, and letting all your worries melt away.
Here's Why I'm Obsessed and Believe You Should Book IMMEDIATELY:
- The Vibe: It's serene, peaceful, and utterly romantic. Whether you're a couple seeking a getaway, a family wanting to reconnect, or a solo traveler seeking refuge, this place truly caters.
- The Staff: Seriously, they're the best. From the front desk to the cleaning staff, everyone is welcoming, helpful, and genuinely happy to assist.
- The Little Things: From the free bottled water in your room to the thoughtful amenities, everything is designed to enhance your experience and make you feel pampered.
- The Unforgettable Moments: That first sunrise on the balcony. The feeling of sinking into a perfect massage. The taste of that incredible Thai food. These are the things you’ll remember long after you leave.
My Offer to You (Because I Want You to Feel This Good!)
Book your stay at Escape to Paradise NOW. Seriously. Don’t wait. They offer all amenities I mentioned, including Air conditioning and Free Wi-Fi! I am putting my name on it. You'll walk away feeling refreshed, rejuvenated, and utterly in love with Chiang Mai. P.S. If you see me there, say hello! I’ll be the one looking blissfully content by the pool with a cocktail in hand.
**Nieuwpoort Sea View Apartment: Breathtaking Oceanfront Luxury Awaits!**
Alright, buckle up, buttercups and let's GO! We're talking about a trip to a Thai Lanna house and Farm Stay in Chiang Mai, Thailand. Forget pristine itineraries; you're getting my raw, unedited version of events, complete with existential wanderings and a hefty dose of "wait, did I pack deodorant?" anxiety.
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Mosquito Massacre (and, Maybe, a Spiritual Awakening?)
- 1:00 PM: Landed in Chiang Mai. The humidity hits you like a wet, warm, delicious…hug? Yeah, let’s go with hug. Immigration was a breeze, which surprised me because I swear I looked incredibly suspicious with my giant backpack and the desperate plea in my eyes for a clean bathroom.
- 2:00 PM: Picked up by a driver from the farm stay. He was a tiny whirlwind of smiles and impeccable English, which immediately made me feel like a lazy, clumsy American. The drive? Breathtaking. Seriously, I almost cried at the sight of emerald rice paddies. Then a tuk-tuk sped past, and I thought, "I HAVE to ride in a tuk-tuk." Priorities, people, priorities!
- 3:30 PM: Arrived at the Lanna house. Okay, it was stunning. Carved teak everything, fragrant jasmine everywhere, and a porch swing that practically begged me to spill overpriced iced coffee on it. I immediately started fantasizing about becoming a wealthy person who could afford to live like this.
- 4:00 PM: Checked into a lovely, rustic-chic room. The bed looked so inviting. This is where the Great Mosquito Massacre began. They were everywhere. I think I actually heard one buzzing triumphantly. It quickly devolved into a frantic swatting session, me vs. the tiny winged vampires. Lost count of how many I squashed. (Note to self: Pack stronger bug spray next time. And a hazmat suit).
- 5:00 PM: Farm tour! Actually, it was AMAZING. The owner, this serene woman named Pen (I think), showed us the rice fields, the herb garden, and a gaggle of chickens who clearly weren't impressed with my shoes. She also introduced us to the concept of "mindful rice farming" which, I admit, made me feel slightly inadequate as a consumer of instant noodles. I think I even had a tiny spiritual moment, the kind you have when you’re surrounded by beauty and can’t quite believe you’re there. (Shhh… don't tell anyone).
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at the farm's restaurant. Holy Pad Thai, Batman! Best I've EVER had. And the mango sticky rice? Pure heaven. I ate so much I’m pretty sure I offended all cultural norms. (Worth it). And the sunset! The sky burst into a riot of color, like the world itself was celebrating my arrival. (Or maybe it was just the cocktails.)
- 8:30 PM: Nighttime stroll. The air was thick with the scent of flowers and the distant sound of crickets. I was trying to be zen, but the Mosquito Massacre was still fresh in my mind and my brain was screaming for bug spray. Decided to go to bed and pretend they didn't exist, hoping sleep brings sweet relief.
Day 2: Elephant Encounter and the Quest for the Perfect Thai Massage
- 7:00 AM: Woke up feeling like I’d been run over by a tuk-tuk (minus the actual tuk-tuk injury, thankfully). The mosquito war must have been exhausting.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast - fresh fruit, strong coffee, and the agonizing realization that I forgot my sunscreen. Epic fail.
- 9:00 AM: Elephant sanctuary visit! I’d always wanted to see elephants in the wild. This sanctuary was ethical, which was a HUGE plus for my bleeding-heart soul. Spent a glorious morning feeding, and bathing the gentle giants. They're smart, sensitive elephants. It was pretty much the best experience of my life. Seriously. The way those elephants nuzzled you… sigh…I could have stayed there forever. (Slight tangent: I'm seriously considering adopting an elephant. Is that a thing?)
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at the sanctuary. Simple, delicious food. But I was still basking in the elephant glow.
- 2:00 PM: Back to the farm. The sun was beating down, so I hid in my room and wrote postcards because, yes, I'm that person. (Also, the mosquito netting worked like a charm, finally!)
- 4:00 PM: The Quest for the Perfect Thai Massage Begins. Found a little place in the village that claimed to "melt your stress away." Honestly, I was skeptical. I've had massages that felt like they were trying to dismantle my entire skeleton. But this one? It was…transcendental. The masseuse, a woman named Sommai, was a tiny force of nature. She worked every knot, every ache, every… unresolved emotional issue… out of me. I walked out feeling boneless and blissful. I almost considered staying there forever.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. Ate the same Pad Thai (because I was so happy with it the day before) and felt so content I could cry. I went to bed early, not even bothering to fight the mosquitoes, who seemed to have called a truce.
Day 3: Cooking Class, Mud, and a Goodbye Hug (and Mild Meltdown)
- 8:00 AM: Woke up – no mosquitoes! (Victory!) Breakfast was a buffet of the yummiest fresh food.
- 9:00 AM: Thai cooking class! I’m usually a hot mess in the kitchen, but the instructor, this incredibly patient woman named Mae, made it fun. We learned to make Green Curry, Tom Yum Soup, and Mango Sticky Rice (again!). The most humbling part? I burnt the rice. How do you burn rice? I'm still not sure.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch: My burnt rice and all our creations. It was… ok. Edible, at least.
- 2:00 PM: Farming fun. We were invited to get muddy in the rice paddies, which sounded like a fun idea until I actually tried to wade through the thick, slippery muck. Immediately, I was covered in mud from head to toe. I swear I saw Pen trying not to laugh. It was ridiculously fun, and strangely freeing. I felt like a kid again, but, also, a little bit of a fool.
- 4:00 PM: Packing time! I'm already dreading leaving. I was supposed to be a relaxed traveler, but I realized that I overpacked and had way too many clothes. I stared at my suitcase, a vortex of half-unpacked items, and had a mini-meltdown, because, you know, feelings.
- 6:00 PM: Pre-departure dinner. More Pad Thai (of course). Said my goodbyes to Pen and the staff. Gave them all huge hugs, because I was genuinely sad to leave.
- 7:30 PM: The ride to the airport. The sun setting. The tears welling up. I didn't want to go home. I didn't want the trip to end.
- 9:00 PM: Boarding the plane. Goodbye, Chiang Mai. I will be back. I can feel it in my soul.
The Honest Truth:
This trip was a rollercoaster. The mosquitoes nearly drove me insane. I burnt rice. I got covered in mud. But I also saw beauty, kindness, and experienced pure joy. It wasn’t perfect. I stumbled. I fumbled. But it was real. And it was spectacular. Maybe, just maybe, I'm starting to get the hang of this whole "living life" thing. Now, where's that bug spray? And the plane? I need a new adventure.
Escape to Paradise: 5-Person Apartment in Stunning Nieuwpoort-Bad!
Okay, spill. Is "Escape to Paradise" ACTUALLY paradise? The name's a big promise, you know.
Alright, alright, settle down. Look, it's... close. The Lanna house itself? Stunning. Think intricate wood carvings, soaring ceilings, the kind of place you immediately start posing for Instagram (I'm guilty, okay?!). The *farm* part? Well… that’s where it gets interesting. One day it's idyllic, chickens clucking merrily, giant pumpkins practically daring you to make a pie. The next… let's just say a rogue rooster can make a *lot* of noise at 5 AM. I'd say "Paradise Adjacent." It really depends on your tolerance for slightly muddy boots and roosters with attitude. Honestly, I'm a city girl, and the farm *was* different, and sometimes I was not "feeling" the bugs and the "country" aspect of it but I mean, I am writing this from the heart, no? And after the fact, the whole experience? Pretty Damn great.
The Website talks about "Luxurious". What's the deal? Is it REAL luxury, or that fake "luxe" where they skimp on the good towels?
Okay, the towels? GOOD towels. I mean, *really* good. Thick, fluffy, the kind you want to wrap yourself in and never leave the bathroom. The beds? Heaven. Seriously, I slept like a baby. The mosquito net was, *chef's kiss*. The whole place feels… well, cared for. It’s not just about the fancy furniture (which, granted, is gorgeous) but the attention to detail. Fresh flowers in the room, a lovely welcome drink that wasn’t some weirdly colored sugar water, that kind of stuff. It's not a stuffy kind of luxury either. I mean, you *are* on a farm. Expect a bit of dust, a stray leaf in the pool. But overall? Definitely luxurious, in a relaxed, authentic way.
Okay, let's talk location. Remote? Is it a pain to get to? Like, will I need a Sherpa and a map made out of yak fur?
Okay, it IS a bit off the beaten path. But that's part of the charm, right? It's not RIGHT in the middle of Chang Mai city, which, honestly? Makes the whole thing feel a bit more exclusive and luxurious. The drive *from* the airport? Smooth. You'll probably get a van or car arranged, so that’s good. It's about 45 minutes, maybe an hour, depending on traffic. It's country roads, so you're not going to be dodging tuk-tuks or sweating about getting lost. And trust, the escape from the crazy traffic is what its all about. You’ll definitely feel like you’re leaving it all behind. Now, once you're there? You can arrange trips and tours (the staff is super helpful). But getting *to* it? Easy-peasy. The hardest part is actually leaving, I swear.
What about the food? Is it "authentic", or just the usual boring tourist fare? I need details!
Okay, food. This is where it gets REAL. "Authentic"? Oh, absolutely. "Boring"? NEVER. Remember I mentioned the farm? Yeah, a lot of the ingredients come straight from there, which automatically kicks the flavor up by like, a million notches. The breakfasts? OMG. So I went for a week, and literally every morning, I had this ridiculously good papaya with a squeeze of lime, fresh bread, and the best kind of eggs. The dinners? I have to admit it, some nights I didn't even get dressed, put on my fanciest robe and ordered room service, because I was feeling lazy. The pad thai? To. Die. For. And there was this one night... (deep breath)... they made this massaman curry using vegetables probably picked that morning. I may have secretly licked my plate. Don't judge me! The chef is AMAZING. It's not just "authentic," it's *deliciously* authentic. They'll also adapt the level of spice. I, being a bit of a baby, requested mild. They made an effort, and I totally appreciated it.
Okay, the pool. Tell me about THE POOL. Is it actually swimmable, or just a glorified puddle for Instagram?
Oh GOD, the pool. Let's be real. The pictures are gorgeous, right? And the reality? Even better. It's big, it's sparkling, and it's surrounded by lush greenery. I spent HOURS just floating, staring up at the sky. They have comfy loungers, shaded areas, the whole shebang. I’m not a "pool person," usually. I get bored. Not here. I even managed to NOT burn to a crisp, which is a personal victory. There's nothing like swimming in the pool with a view of the farm and the mountains. So yeah, it's swimmable. Very swimmable. Prepare to become a puddle yourself… of relaxation.
What's there to DO besides eat, sleep, and swim? I get antsy. Are there activities?
Okay, so yeah, you could totally spend your entire time eating, sleeping, and swimming, and be perfectly content. But if you NEED to DO things… there's actually quite a bit. They can arrange cooking classes (highly recommended, even if you *think* you can’t cook – believe me, trust me), they can set you up with massages (heavenly, especially after that Pad Thai!), and they can organize trips into Chiang Mai. You know, temples, elephant sanctuaries (make sure you pick a reputable one!), walking tours, shopping. They're very flexible and will pretty much tailor things to your whims. I had a friend come with me, and she literally wanted to spend a whole day just painting. And they accommodated. It's that kind of place.
Seriously. The roosters. ARE THEY A PROBLEM? Because I NEED my sleep.
Okay, let's address the rooster situation directly. YOU WILL HEAR THEM. They're basically the alarm clock of the farm. It's not just one, it's a chorus. They start EARLY. If you're a super light sleeper, bring earplugs. They are truly relentless. On the flip side, the noise is part of the "farm" experience, its kind of idyllic. You have to try to get the "relax" part of it. Honestly, after a few days, I kind of tuned them out. My friend slept with earplugs AND a white noise machine, and she was fine. Think of it as a unique wake-up call. Or just embrace the chaos. (Probably bring earplugs.)
